Sunday Roast: If you can find a nicer guy without using political correctness, Ted Nugent has a treat for you

“Call me when you sit down across from someone who has more families with dying little boys and girls who get a call to take them on their last fishing trip in life! Call me when you meet someone who does that more than I do because that’s really moderate! In fact, you know what that is? That’s extreme! I’m an extremely loving, passionate man! And people who investigate me honestly — without the baggage of political correctness — ascertain the conclusion that I’m a damn nice guy! And if you can find a screening process more powerful than that, I’ll suck your fucking dick!”

After offering Glor some man-on-man action, Nugent then threatened to “f*ck” a female CBS producer, turning to her and screaming “Or fuck you! How’s that sound?”

Like a serious cry for help?  The rage of an impotent cartoon image of a man?  I dunno, but it doesn’t sound like a man who’s getting any without buying it or forcing it. 

Poor widdle Teddykins claims that a kidney stone made him say the crazy fucking things.  The unbalanced cuckoo must have a lot of kidney stones.  Tsk tsk…

The Mitt Romney camp was/is thrilled to have the endorsement of Ted Nugent, as well as claiming they never solicited any such endorsement. 

Somebody tell Tagg Romney before he Twitters again…

Ted Nugent just endorsed my Dad today. Ted Nugent? How cool is that?! He joins Kid Rock as great Detroit musicians on team Mitt!

Define “great Detroit musicians,” please.

Okay, sorry about the stupid Nug pic first thing in the morning.  🙂  I’ll read all about how much you hate me when I get home this afternoon.  Srsly, I can take it.  😉

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