I’ll be brief. In his poem “To a Mouse” Scottish poet Robert Burns summed up a big pile of ‘stuff’ more than two centuries ago when he wrote:
Still thou are blest, compared wi’ me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But och! I backward cast my e’e,
On prospects drear!
An’ forward, tho’ I canna see,
I guess an’ fear!
He also, around the same time, wrote “To a Louse” in which he enumerated the essence of most everything else:
O wad some Pow’r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An’ foolish notion:
What airs in dress an’ gait wad lea’e us,
An’ ev’n devotion!
Burns wrote those words in the late 1700’s, circa 1785. That’s roughly 225 yrs ago, and yet he somehow summarized the very pile of crap we still, on this very day in December of 2013, find ourselves having to deal with. Photo evidence follows; first, the Mouse (photo by Denny Green, Tempe AZ, December 2013):
Wee, sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie,
O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Still thou are blest, compared wi’ me!
The present only toucheth thee . . .
And then there is, too and of course, The Louse:
Ha! whare ye gaun, ye crawlin ferlie!
Your impudence protects you sairlie . . .
Ye ugly, creepin, blastit wonner
Detested, shunn’d, by saunt an’ sinner . . .
Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner
On some poor body
So: even though the answer is invariably OBVIOUS, apparently that always eternal question forever remains: “Whereto from here”??
Burns proffers those two options: a Mouse, or a Louse. The choice remains, apparently, up to each and all of us.
Me? I’ll take the mouse. He be cool. The Louse? Not so much.
OPEN THREAD
Even though he couldn’t have realized it – Robbie nailed it – Louse perfectly depicts theBoner!
I think this describes our current situation rather well.
“If you camp out for an xbox, you’re a good consumer.”
“If you camp out for social injustice, you’re a dirty hippie and deserve to be pepper sprayed”
Also, if you queue up for 24 hours for an xbox you’re a good consumer, patiently awaiting to be “first” — but taking a time to apply for and complete a health care form is too time consuming.
Perfectly states, marie2007!
Many ‘mericans have their priorities screwed up.
stated
Suggestion for Zooey:
Rename the activated black charcoal soap “The Nihilist”.
First line on wrapper: Lather, rinse, repeat.
Place a picture of grumpy cat on the wrapper and below that.
“Why Bother?”
That is funny!
Heh, you’re a genius, vinylspear. 😀
God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-freaks-self-out-by-lying-awake-contemplating-o,31097/
Why Obamacare Could Produce More Atheists
Less “mentalizing.”
Analytical thinking style.
Existential security.
……………………….which starts out with the example of Denmark, a society that is both highly irreligious and yet also highly ethical. “This is one of the most cooperative societies on Earth,” says Norenzayan, “and they’re doing it completely without religion.”
And it’s not just Denmark. There are a number of un-religious societies in the world, including many Asian countries like Japan, South Korea, and China and also most European countries. So what makes them tick? “The way I would put it is that these societies climbed the ladder of religion and then kicked it away,” …………
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/12/why-do-atheists-exist
I like Denmark. It’s become a fine model, one which the US, if it had a collective brain, would aspire to mimic.
QOTD:
“Ironically, if you read the whole interview, not just take one section, he talks very specifically about loving everybody. He talks very specifically about not being judgmental toward anybody, that’s God’s decision, not his. I mean, it is remarkable. There’s sections there where he sounds like Pope Francis.” — Newt Gingrich, comparing ‘Duck Dynasty’s’ Phil Robertson to Pope Francis.
LOL Newt turns irony on it’s head.
Phil Robertson is a marxist? Well I’ll fookin go to the foot of our stairs.
RudeOne had a take on it: http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2013/12/regarding-phil-robertson-homophobia-and.html
yeah, especially the footnote.
Nailed it.
Yeah, the part about how happy the black folk were hoeing cotton in the 50’s and 60’s sounds so much like the Pope. I actually wonder if the part about Phil hoeing is even true, by the 60’s the herbicides were in use.
This is completely off topic – I’m finally remembering to post this tee-shirt
Range Brothers Buckin’ Pork
Rudepundit guest blogger, Jill Filipovic. gets off a good opinion piece on what the Great Duck Dysentry Flap means…
Seattle Times finds a nasty little provision in the ACA. When a complicated law is written to solve a complex problem ….. all kinds of crappy consequences ensue
Another problem is the way affordability is determined for family coverage. If an employee has a spouse with no coverage available other than through their partner’s employment, the 9.5% of income test is applied to the premium charged for the employee, not to the premium that would be charged for the employee’s spouse. Many employers subsidize the employee premium, but not that of other family members. The family members are unable to receive subsidies on the exchange and unable to afford the employer offered insurance.
Yup there are two groups of people who ‘oppose the ACA’ – the Duck Dysentry constituency that it is ‘marxism’ and those of us who think it is a crap law, doesn’t go far enough and is a giveaway to Big Insurance.
Doesn’t go far enough indeed. It really is a crappy first step toward what, with luck, it will eventually become. No surprise that it’s crappy, though; I mean, it’s the Republican version and barely resembles what Obama wanted on the front end. It’s garbage not because of Obama, but because of those on the other side who care only about increasing the pocket change for their rich friends.
The ultimate solution for health care begins, of course, with bankruptcy for each and all health insurance corps, plus a takeover of the entire process by the government. Only then — profit motive removed — can it work. Only then WILL it work. Meanwhile, the herd simply moos, no one listens, and the bulls love it.
I’m pretty sure this has been true of Medicaid for quite a while. When I was still working for the lawyers, we used to get bills from Medicaid against the estates of older people who had been in nursing homes. We usually ended up denying payment of those bills, since the deceased usually had little or nothing left at the time of death.
Maybe it’s different because they are recouping for ordinary medical costs now? I don’t remember that part from before.
In what must be Opposite Day at Buzz Feed, they have declared Paul Ryan an advocate for the poor. Do we have a modern-day Ebenezer Scrooge in our midst? I don’t think so. Nothing has changed.
The Republicans hold in contempt the unemployed, the poor and downtrodden, poor children, sick people and women: they are the personification of Ebenezer Scrooge BEFORE the nighttime visits, and they demonstrate so every day.
In case I don’t get back here in the coming days, I’d like to wish everyone here a Happy Holiday season with my hope that 2014 is a good year for all of us.
Wishing you the same Marie.
QOTD II:
“What I love about the pope is he is triggering the exact kind of dialogue we ought to be having. People need to get involved in their communities to make a difference, to fix problems soul to soul,” – Paul Ryan, losing some of his Ayn-ish?
White bread Eddie-Munster-boy speak with forked tongue.
If Paul Ryan is out-poping Frankie the Pope, then Mr Potter is a job-creating, wealth distributing upstanding pillar of the community (h/t – C&L and Jimmy Kimmel)
Yep, he’s running for presidunce. Good thing we have the YouTubes and interwebs!
Have a great Christmas and Happy New Year, Marie!
I stumbled upon this link. This is probably why I don’t pay much attention to the words in the Old Testament.
http://www.evilbible.com/
Emily Dickinson was spot-on when she wrote, “The Bible is an antique volume, Written by Faded Men.” I’ve never found even the slightest reason to believe any of the baloney embedded therein, much less pay it any attention at all. Can’t understand what it is about the thing that causes so many to act so goofy.
I think it’s the irresponsible promise of redemption and eternal life in exchange for refusing to think for yourself, or at all.
Yep, that’s pretty close to what she had to say. Here’s how she summed it all up:
Lewis Black tackles the OT v NT
Once again …. , I need to listen to the late great Christopher Hitchens on what you *have* to believe to be a monotheist
YES!!! That’s it!!! Clean up on post Turtle brought to you by Ebb (thanks Ebb)
We should have stopped at brewing beer.
Mark Fiore hits home again – h/t C&L http://crooksandliars.com/2013/12/im-internet-company-im-government
Just in case you needed to see his latest : http://vimeo.com/82261478
And that’s the truth!
New Mexico’s Supreme Court unanimously upheld same sex marriage yesterday.
today, A federal judge has struck down Utah’s same-sex marriage ban, saying it is unconstitutional.
cool!
Progress!
Fuck Dynasty
The producer and creator of the A&E show “Duck Dynasty” once starred in a dark, homoerotic indie film about the gay porn industry called “The Fluffer.”
BuzzFeed reported Friday that in 2001, Scott Gurney played a “gay-for-pay” meth addict who acts in erotic videos. The film premiered that year at the Toronto Film Festival.
“The Fluffer” revolved around the destructive relationship between Gurney’s character and a gay college student — played by Michael Cunio — employed to keep Gurney aroused on set during filming.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/20/duck-dynasty-creator-scott-gurney-starred-in-indie-gay-porn-film/
Alex Wagner moving into Martin Bashir’s spot on MSNBC.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/20/alex-wagner-msnbc-moving-4pm_n_4481019.html
Umm, Merry Christmas…
Ooh err….
No music night yet maybe someone can copy and paste?
The shortest day of the year today :). One thing we know after today…. the days get longer now, the sun starts to give us more each day until another spring comes and reminds us that we are all alive and another winter has passed.
1. 99 Years ago, my great uncle and his fellow soldiers were in Belgium in a trench 100 yards away from the German soldiers in their trench. Lonely, far from their families, scared and wondering how long they would have to kill each other …. they somehow found a way to celebrate Christmas. I am not a religious man, I am an atheist, but I would like to think I too could do what the soldiers did that day. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_truce http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hVEdE0O5tA
Paul McCartney perhaps captured the time better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa7Wwmuo9yY
2. I remember being there when this video was filmed. This song has been called the ‘perfect Christmas song’ by some people. I play this each year, but then again the message doesn’t change:
3. This is just a party song – from the 1970s every Christmas disco ended with this….. and no, I never got the girl at the end of the disco :(. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxNemfdMnOU
And here’s some gratuitous Diana Krall to turn all the boys gooey… gotta go take my daughter to see the musical Oliver !! 🙂
Enjoy the musical and Father Daughter bonding!
A “great” Christmas ad blast from the past. Malls, consumerism, terrible rhyming, and cancer to boot — it’s got everything.
Whoa — those were the days people could smoke just about anywhere (except near oxygen tanks).
– 7th Time
Beethoven’s Moonlight: Only a small handful of mūsica can approach; none surpass. They wouldn’t dare!
It would appear that the left-wing war in Christmas dates back to at least 1966.
CBS wishes us Seasons Greetings at the end. 🙂
That was clever and entertaining!
Somebody forgot it’s Friday. 😯
Okay, I put up something silly. Have fun, y’all.