Daily Gnuz

Here’z the gnuz for Friggaday the XVIIth of No-vember (who wants any vembers anyway)

Fox News poll: Jones beating Moore by 8 points
H/T The Hill
I guess it’s possible that the people of Alabama might elect a democrat and reject a lifelong pervert, but I’m not holding my breath and turning purple.

And

There is 210,000 gallons of oil leaking out of the Keystone Pipeline over South Dakota land
H/T Raw Story
Congratulations, Trumpians, your leader allowed this to go through, and South Dakota gets to deal with it. Nebraska, are you watching this?

Finally,

Report: Trump’s Panama Resort Took Money From FARC Money Launderer
H/T TPM
The grifter-in-chief strikes again. RICO please.

Open Thread, you made it through the week, have a fun weekend!
RUCerious @ TPZoo

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Daily Gnuz

It’s Thurzdaze and here’z the Gnuz…

Senate Confirms Former Mine Executive To Be In Charge Of Mine Safety
H/T HuffPo
Dear Coal Miners, please don’t die on the job. Thank You. Oh, and btw, the cost of cleaning up your carcass will be equal to your last paycheck.

And

The first official Republican “no” on the Senate tax plan is Ron Johnson
H/T Vox
Will McCain, Murkowski, Corker, Flake or Collins join in and shitcan this giveaway to the richest 1%??

Finally,

Trump to allow imports of African elephant trophies
H/T The Hill
Let’s see what the Dept of Fish and Game says…
“The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) said it has determined that hunting African elephants in Zimbabwe and Zambio ‘will enhance the survival of the species in the wild,’ which is the standard by which officials judge wheter to allow imports of parts – known as trophies – of the animals”
Holy F**k. Kill them to save them. It must still be 1984.

Open Thread, get a firm grip, and resist.
RUCerious @ TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Welcome to Wednezday the median day in the workweek.
Here’z the Gnuz

Trump’s Trip To Asia Is Great If You Like To See U.S. Weak
H/T C&L
Make Amerika Grate (shred us like a sharp loaf of cheddar)…

And

Trump caught tweeting about the wrong mass shooting
H/T Raw Story
Fumbduck Prezidunce obviously keeping a library of insta-tweets to choose from. Sad!

Finally,

GOP targets health mandate in tax reform
H/T The Hill
They need to carve out more money to get this mess fillibuster proof. Only fifteen million or so will stop buying insurance, so that’s OK by them…Amerika the fumbduckable.

Open Thread, enjoy one byte at a thyme
RUCerious @ TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

A lovely stormy Toozday morning to ya, and here’s the Gnuz…

Sessions raises specter of special counsel on Clinton and uranium
H/T Politico
As the USA governmental apparatus rushes headlong into autocracy and dictatorship, taking lessons from Stalin, Hitler, Duterte and others…Fascista

And

Pence Denies Knowledge Of Dotard (sic) Trump Jr. Contacts with Wikileaks
H/T TPM
Ship, Sinking, Rats…

Finally,

GOP mobilizes against Moore
H/T The Hill
Amazing that some R’s are getting a conscience!.. Wait, that’s not what’s happening, it’s just another Todd Akin moment, they’re pants are on fire…

Open Thread, stay strong, but use deodorant…
RUCerious @ TPZoo

Daily Gnuz

Another Monday and here’z the Gnuz…

‘They Want to Know If Trump’s Crazy’ – Inside the secret back-channel North Korea talks
H/T Politico
And the answer is a blatant, obvious YES, affirmative, you got it. Any other questions?

And

The Super Wealthy Oxycontin Family Supports School Privatization With Tactics Similar to Those That Fueled the Opioid Epidemic
H/T Alternet
Follow the money…

Finally,

Ivanka says she’s pushing tax reform so every family can enjoy a Mandarin Chinese tutor like her kids have
H/T Raw Story
Clucking Fooless…

Open Thread, survive the week, the month, the next three years…
RUCerious @ TPZoo

Music Night: We are the 99%

This country is resembling a clusterfuck every single damn day:

“Wall Street’s doing great!!”  Yay, we rich people are still doing well.

“ObamaCare, MediCaid, MediCare, Section 8, food stamps, heat assistance, etc., are socialist programs and the most horrible things that ever happened on the planet!”  Seriously, I worked hard for my trust fund/inheritance, and only took a piddly million dollar loan from my dad once or twice.  You losers need to get jobs.

I could go on, but you get the picture.  WHAT. ABOUT. US?