What’s that smell? Somebody cut the cheeze in Whizconsin?
In an overwhelming display of money over common sense, Wisconsinonians voted to keep Governer Walker around long enough for the feds to finish their investigation. At this writing, all races have either been called for the Republican candidate, or the Republican candidate is holding a commanding lead.
To be fair, although Republican Scott Walker outspent Democratic Challenger Tom Barrett about an 8 to 1 margin, he only won by about a 9 to 8 margin.
So, What do Wisconsinonians have to look forward to, now that Walker & Co. soundly thumped the Democrats?
Well, and I’m just guessing here, they can look forward to keeping more of their pay, as they won’t be bothered with having to shell out for those pesky Union Dues any more.
And their taxes will go down, too. When the Union jobs are gone, they’ll be paid less, and people that are paid less pay less taxes. So, that’s a win-win for the CheeseHeads.
And they won’t have to wait in line for goverment services anymore. There won’t be a line, or services.
The Whizconsin vote yesterday breathes new life into the Party of Reagan. It also proves the Supreme Court was right. Money does equal speech. It also equals votes.
Now, if only I could convince poor people, the disadvantaged, people of “color”, the downtrodden masses, the progressive liberal-socialist-marxist-communist-feminist tree-huggers to go out and Register Republican en masse. It would mess that party’s demographics up so much they wouldn’t know what hit them.
THIS THREAD IS NOW OPEN UNTIL THE BARS CLOSE.
JUST REMEMBER, IT’S 5 O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE.
AND, IF YOU MUST DRINK AND DRIVE, USE A SAND-WEDGE: THE BALLS DON’T GO AS FAR.