The Watering Hole: Wednesday, January 15, 2014: Hump Day: A Bridge Too Farce…

Well, folks, the long awaited Traffic Study commissioned by Governor Chris Christie that necessitated the closure of 3 out of 4 toll boths on the busiest bridge in the world has now been released. Among its findings are:

1. If you shut down the world’s busiest bridge, you create the world’s greatest gridlock.
2. If you create the world’s greatest greatest gridlock, it will have a negative impact on the economy.
3. If you cause a negative impact on the economy, people are going to ask why.
4. If people ask why, you will have to lie.
5. If you have to lie, an angel loses its wings.
6. If an angel loses its wings, it falls to earth and becomes Satan.
7. If an angel becomes Satan, gays will get married.
8. If you want to keep gays from getting married, don’t shut down the world’s busiest bridge.

OPEN THREAD
IT’S HUMP DAY!
WOO-HOO